Blue Bell has been around for decades.
Posted on 04/04/2003 6:08:28 PM PST by Temple Owl
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Billed as the conservative alternative to left-wing Ben & Jerry's, Star Spangled Ice Cream has introduced some timely new gourmet flavors: "I Hate the French Vanilla," "Iraqi Road," "Smaller Governmint," and "Nutty Environmentalist." They join other relevant flavors, such as "Cowardly German Chocolate" and "Irrelevant Belgian Chocolate."
Information is available at www.starspangledicecream.com.
Jennifer Harper can be reached at 202/636-3085 or by e-mail at jharper@washingtontimes.com.
Just don't buy that left-wing, liberal, communist Ben&Jerry garbage.
Boycott Ben&Jerry
It was served at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue when Gorbechov was visiting.
Might be because Blue Bell just doesn't want to bother with your Dept. of Agriculture. Check many of the bread and dairy products that you buy and I believe that you well see a statement "Registered with the PA Dept. of Agriculture". They arbitrarily set "standards" to protect PA companies.
Many years ago I worked for an ice cream company in Maryland. We sold a lot of product in PA, until the Dept. of Ag. started to set limits on the butter-fat content. That's what makes ice cream products taste so good.
Did they set a limit that we had to meet? No. They set a maximum limit that was well below what we were willing to sell. They did not want us to sell a superior product in PA, one that would show up the producers in PA.
Best leave the stuff to the lyin' left libs -- they know how to see through their own lies...
1% Flavoring.
20% Hog fat.
79% Clubbed Baby Seal.
Our gaurantee: : "If it starts moving in your freezer, we will club it to death again!"
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