Well then whats the purpose?
Unfortunately, most reporting these days does resemble an English 104 assignment...
The Adventures of a Female Blonde Democrat
A blonde Democrat Poll Worker in Florida decides to try horseback riding on her way to work even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.
She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into action.
It gallops at a rhythmic pace, but the blonde Democrat Poll Worker begins to slip from the saddle.
Terrified, she frantically grabs for the horse's mane, but is unable to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse continues to gallop along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider. Finally, unable to get a firm grip on the horses neck or mane, the blonde Democrat Poll worker attempts to leap from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup.
She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over and over again.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness and sure death when to her great fortune...out of nowhere, charges Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter who sees her dilema and unplugs the horse.
The blonde Democrat Poll worker picks herself up off the floor, fails to thank Bobby, files an incident report at Wal-Mart, and goes off to assist Democrat voters at the poll.
A real dedicated bunch. While our military sleeps in the mud and takes enemy fire, they go get loaded at the bars, then go pass out in a pile of cheetos and beer cans. These punks know nothing of sacrifice; they only know how to do something that benefits themselves or makes them feel better. Descendants of the Bill Clinton era.