"Zach, dude, where's that column you promised me?"
"What?"
"Dude, don't tell me you f**ked me again on the column - I'm not running white space, dude!"
"Dude, I totally forgot. I got so stoned yesterday it completely slipped my mind."
"I don't care, dude. If I don't get a column in, like, fifteen minutes, you're off the paper. I'm serious, dude!"
"OK, OK. Chill out. I'm typing it right now . . . "