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Greying the Societal Zebra [Dumbest college paper article EVER?]
Kansas State Collegian ^
| 04/03/03
| Zach Hauser
Posted on 04/04/2003 9:45:45 AM PST by bourbon
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To: bourbon
I think was on Saturday Night Live a few years ago....Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy.
To: TheBigB
Somehow,
this onion article ("Marxist Student has Capitalist Parents") seems pertinent here.....LOL!
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posted on
04/04/2003 10:20:27 AM PST
by
bourbon
To: bourbon
Zach ain't too bright.
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posted on
04/04/2003 10:20:44 AM PST
by
Huck
To: TomB
We should remember that there ARE sane and honorable Frenchmen, they just have to be stealthy about it since they are surrounded by the smelly agents of the darkside.
To: Huck
"Always wanting what we have but needing what we don't have.." Words cannot express the exercise in futility portrayed by this irrelevant circumlocution.
--erik
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posted on
04/04/2003 10:31:11 AM PST
by
erikm88
To: Timesink
This one is particularly horrid, though. I would have run a house ad on that page of the paper before printing this crap. Hell, I would have run one of the kids' drawings off Mom's refrigerator door instead of this babble.
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posted on
04/04/2003 10:32:36 AM PST
by
steve-b
To: Brett66
What was it Huey Long said, "On one hand you Hipopalowrum but on the other hand you have Lowpopahirum"?
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posted on
04/04/2003 10:33:03 AM PST
by
oyez
(I don't know but I been told.)
To: wideawake
LOL!
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posted on
04/04/2003 10:34:59 AM PST
by
steve-b
To: bourbon
...where the buck stops,
...changes with the tides
...comes full circle
...sweeping legislation
...in full swing.
...a little shady With trite old saws like these, one thing is certain; A writer he ain't.
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posted on
04/04/2003 10:35:40 AM PST
by
PaulJ
To: erikm88
One wonders whether he even knows the definition of the word "want" - if he did, he'd realize that, whatever he was trying to say, "always wanting what we have" wasn't it.
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posted on
04/04/2003 10:43:28 AM PST
by
JaimeD2
To: Austin Willard Wright
ever read a student paper this bad?....LOL!
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posted on
04/04/2003 11:24:31 AM PST
by
bourbon
To: TheBigB
Hey, I wear black turtlenecks, glasses, and a goatee.
And I'm not a marxist.
(But maybe I look like one.. would explain why some people hold one fist on the air and yell anarchist slogans to me like I am one of them.. Could this be useful in teh future?)
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posted on
04/04/2003 2:23:53 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Nox aeternus en pax.)
To: Darksheare
Liar! If you have glasses, a black turtleneck, and a goatee, you're a Marxist! Don't try to deceive me! :)P
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posted on
04/04/2003 2:30:14 PM PST
by
TheBigB
("When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you."--Chuck Norris (wish he'd say it to Daschle))
To: TheBigB
I admit it, I grew the goatee after leaving the military.. *SOB* *Sniffle* *Snernk* *Honk*
But my OJ Simpson watchcap doesn't fit anymore...
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posted on
04/04/2003 2:31:58 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Nox aeternus en pax.)
To: Darksheare
(But maybe I look like one.. would explain why some people hold one fist on the air and yell anarchist slogans to me like I am one of them.. Could this be useful in the future?) I sincerely hope not.
(^B[>
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posted on
04/04/2003 8:15:53 PM PST
by
Erasmus
To: Erasmus
You're right, I shhould have clarified with NEAR future.
Because after that, there won't be a need to infiltrate their ranks.
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posted on
04/05/2003 7:26:44 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Nox aeternus en pax.)
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