[PJ-Comix]

This article will hopefully shut him up and get him out of the public eye or he is gonna end up being a genuine laughing stock.

This article already has made Hack a laughingstock. A Doom & Gloom article coming out on the day the Coalition Forces capture Saddam International Airport 10 miles from downtown Baghdad sure isn't a way to establish your credibility as a serious prognosticator.

[Nevermore]

Obviously, Mr. Hackworth is well-deserving of his family name: he is truly worthy of being called a hack.