"Kerry's a nothing. I got the hyphenated-American vote locked up, for God's sake. My grandfather, Senor Shaquille O’Liebermanelli Fu Ching changed his name. I claim Irish, Latino, Black, Mediterranean, and Oriental voting blocs...er, I mean, roots."
" A donation of $10 grand gets you a ticket to my Hyphenated-American Pander Party. Help yourself to corned beef burritos, pastrami Egg Fu Yung, grits in Marinara sauce, vintage Manishevitz, and oregano bagels stuffed with teriyaki-glazed ham, chitlins and chili peppers."