[Professional]

Saddams Movin On Sale!

Ladies and gentlemen, your opportunity to own a bit of history. Our owner's dead as a doorknob, and you know it! Our loss is your gain, get your Saddamatress with bunker proof back support. We'll even throw in a free Saddamocase and Saddamolinens with your purchase. Better hurry, the new owners are moving in and they need the space!

[Fledermaus]

"How can Saddam offer these bargains? Because he's CRAZY!"