LOL! The liberals would be shocked to learn that someone has included me among them. But I am a little surprised to learn that failure to be the first in line to throw tomatoes at the French qualifies one as a "liberal."
If the term "liberal" is to have any real meaning in the ideological sense, you can't just use the label on everyone who rubs you the wrong way. The person actually has to hold liberal positions in order to be a liberal. You may think I'm a jerk, and that's fair--everyone's entitled to an opinion. But not all jerks are liberals (even if damn near all liberals are jerks).