(I)raqsky: What shud we du when Amerikansky attack us?
(R)usky General (Retarded): First you duck, let them come closer, then shut!
(I) May the Alloha bless your illegitimate children. Thank you for impotent strategik advaisse.
(R) Glad to help to liberate you country. Por some more of that non-alcoholik vodka, na zdravie!
(I) No problem komcrade! Na zdravie of our eternal viktory!
(R) Uhm, you got any medals or awards, we would like to bring some home to impress our wifes.
(I) No problemsky! Here is the award and picture with cardboard SoDumb, smilesky!
(R) Spasibo Iraksky brothers. We will watch your heroic sloter of Amerikanskys, may your camels protect you here and in the virgin heaven.
(I) Spasibo Rusky brothers for your support of that idiot Blix and his stupid inspectorkys, we miss them.
(You gotta learn to read between the lines :-)