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Breaking CNN,

Firemen in Hollywood CA called into to extract Rosie O'Porkchop who was found wedged in a bathroom stall at the Viper Room where she went to take massive dump. One fireman reported "We got a horse out of a well last week and we'll darn sure try and get this beast out."

And with that I'm out to la la land.

[this_ol_patriot]

Sky News says it appears she was reaching for something in the bowel and slipped on the wet floor.