Daughter Lisa just told me.."did you hear they captured Saddam's son? Now all they have to do is Bag Dad!"
You need to pull your daughter aside immediately and explain to her the negative social ramifications of making bad puns like that. Tell her that if she keeps it up, she'll become known as the Thief of Bad Gags.
2,549 posted on 04/02/2003 6:24:20 PM PST by strela
("a' poppin' off at Pop's Sodium Shop")