[Phil V.]

Ah, what a fine time we had! Remember the time when some "radical" wuz messin' with the Park Police? - We scooted an ass and some sheep into the headworks.

The Park police needed instructions. I think that they were on the phone to Clinton for instructions for mounting mutton.

I think that the ass was afraid - - - very afraid . . .

[SierraWasp]

"...on the phone to Clinton for instructions for mounting mutton."

Like the best of Americans, you not only bring humor to situations to highlight the abject absurdity of government agents deceiving themselves that they have a single clue what it is they really should be doing!!!

Sometimes, subjecting them to ridicule that they can't even understand, let alone see, is poetic justice, in and of itself!

It took a Pharmer, helping farmers fight phools with badges, driven by eco-illogical phiends, pretending to be Phriends of the River, to show everyone what asses the fed-gov can truly be!!! Phantastic!!!