[ThreePuttinDude]

an MTV News satellite grazed an Oxygen satellite


Now isn't that 2 of the most useless uses for satellites
MTV News and Oxygen....What the heck are they going to report....sheeesssshh

[Textide]

Like this story as well....

Saddam Speech Suspiciously Mentions Nelly Song From Last Summer

[lawdude]

"... satellites crammed into a 125-cubic-mile area of space above Iraq, ..."


In the first place, TV satellites are over the equator, not Iraq. In the second, this is a troll. But a funny one.

[Uncle George]

Is the ONION owned by the GARLIC PRESS???

[Jorge]

CNN satellite collided with an MSNBC satellite over southern Iraq Monday.

Space Junk Alert.

[Yankee]

Funny stuff.

Though, where's the part about the debris falling and causing civilian casualties?