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To: BillF
If you guys have strong stomachs, a good way to deal with these get in your face types is to keep a few cloves of garlic in your pocket.

When one gets in your face and starts giving you the business, pop a few seperated cloves into your mouth, chew hard and then exhale right into thier faces. It's not the most obnoxious odor, but it usually backs most of these pantywaste(yup) cruds off.

Just make sure you have a canister or two of breath spray or those who didn't do the chew are going to make you ride with your heads out of the car.

It's safe, it's organic, and it's legal. I'm sure you can figure out your own variation, but I happen to like garlic.
41 posted on 04/01/2003 11:19:17 PM PST by Rasputin_TheMadMonk (Yes I am a bastard, but I'm a free, white, gun owning bastard. Just ask my exwife.)
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To: Rasputin_TheMadMonk
I happen to like garlic.

Interesting idea. Works on vampires and liberals, two types of blood suckers!

53 posted on 04/02/2003 6:55:21 AM PST by BillF (Thanks to our troops the Socialist blood Bath party is over!)
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