[BlueLancer]

"I dunno, I remember a CPO being told that if he were in the Army, he'd be a sergeant to which he replied, "No, sir, I'd be a general."

Ha-ha-ha ... it is to laugh ...
Har-de-har-har ...

(But, really, that's a good one. I did two years at Annapolis as a Midshipman, and then 20 years in the Army, first in the cavalry/infantry and then as a court reporter. I catch it from all sides .. and it makes it hard to decide who to root for when the Army-Navy football game comes around.)

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I did two years in the Army and if I were in the Navy, I'd be a deserter.