"Marking the first departure from the military's new program of 'imbedding' journalists with its units, an army unit has demanded that veteran newsman Geraldo Rivera be 'unimbedded' from their troops, effective immediately."--Borowitz Report, March 25
"Celebrity television journalist Geraldo Rivera, who has been on assignment covering the US-led war in Iraq, has been told by US military officials that he is no longer welcome to accompany US troops there."--Agence France-Presse, March 31