[snippy_about_it]

A man went into the Chamber of Commerce of Honolulu, obviously desperate. He asked the man at the counter, "Is there a criminal attorney in town?"
* The man replied, "Yes - but we can't prove it yet."

LOL.

[tomkow6]

LETTER HOME
"Dear Dad," read the young soldier's first letter home. "I cannot tell you where I am, but yesterday I shot a polar bear ..."

v Several months later came another letter. "Dear Dad, I still cannot tell you where I am, but yesterday I danced with a hula girl ..."

Two weeks later came yet another note. "Dear Dad, I still cannot tell you where I am, but yesterday the doctor told me I should have danced with the polar bear and shot the hula girl ..."