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To: Radix
You sure did stinker!

I got my eyes on you..lol


135 posted on 03/31/2003 8:31:37 AM PST by Bethbg79 (God bless America and her Military!!)
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To: Bethbg79; LindaSOG; radu; Radix; bentfeather; LaDivaLoca; Severa; southerngrit; snippy_about_it; ...
Why do lawyers never take their cats to Waikiki Beach?
* Their cats keep trying to bury them with sand.

How do you get a lawyer out of a Banyan tree?
* Cut the rope.

A man went into the Chamber of Commerce of Honolulu, obviously desperate. He asked the man at the counter, "Is there a criminal attorney in town?"
* The man replied, "Yes - but we can't prove it yet."

What do you buy a friend graduating from University of Hawaii Law School?
* A lobotomy.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of Kaneohe Bay?
* A good start!

Why won't Hawaiian sharks attack lawyers?
* Professional courtesy.
138 posted on 03/31/2003 8:56:15 AM PST by tomkow6 (This is my tag line, there are many like it, but this one is mine....RADIX stole my tag line)
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