That cracks me up! I can see Whore-aldo falling for that! I don't think he will see alot of action in the field. It seems that he has been kept out off the front lines for a reason.
If Geraldo is driving you batty because he won't shut up from his amphetemine induced intensity, send him on a mission to secure the supply of sky hooks(sizes #4 thru #12), aluminum magnets, left handed smoke shifters, henway's, and of course a bag of snipes.
Not only will he do it, he'll film the whole thing in outfits appropraite for each mission.