Ah, ha!! You're a male. A female wouldn't have have said that. :-)
Dog Gone, if you're going to post that nipple thread, you'd better hurry up. I don't know how much longer I can hold the AM's attention.
Apparently, this tricks men, as well as Admin Moderators, into thinking that the women have a banana in their pocket, so to speak.
I thought this was a fascinating insight into America, and one worthy of much discussion by conservative intellectuals here at Free Republic, but it lasted about 45 seconds before it was yanked.
Pity.