[xJones]

Officers say just one U.S. soldier has died.

Oh stop, you...you... bully! (blowing into hankies instead of Yankees). < /sarcasm>

Reuters reporters are having heart palpitations and vapors. That should have been at least 1,000 Americans that died.

[Grampa Dave]

Well, that's it.

We have lost the war, one poor American was killed.