The Soontomeetvirgins Division....rushing headlong into our forces
The Getmetheh*lloutofhere Division.... same as above, only of French origin
The Daschleclintonpelosi Division... true haters of the U.S., but approach our troops with a white flag and smiles
The Tedkennedyrobertbyrd Division.... on bridge protection detail, beating back escapees and throwing them into the water.