[Hazzardgate]

That is a great narrative for a good western ballad!

;)

[Hazzardgate]

The only good thing Madge did in the last decade was bring Ali G to America...

[pepsionice]

This ballard ought to start:

As the sun rose over a great land...a distant star...dull and all jaded....simply faded...

This star...with no passion or heart...only sex and glitter...had damned a nation...

Jaded stars come and go....like the winds over New Mexico...