[EllaMinnow]

"Large color posters are expected to be on display, and Clinton himself will offer a recorded message via video screen."

I don't know, but it kind of puts me in mind of all the huge posters of Saddam that wallpaper Iraq.

[Our man in washington]

Those poor teachers. I can picture it now...

"Johnny, did you do your homework?"

"It depends on what you mean by do."

"I mean, have you completed it?"

"Let me just say this: this class--boys, girls, white, black--put in a lot of work on this homework assignment and I can say that I'm proud to be a part of that. We did well, and yet there is stil more to be done. And that's why I'm proposing--"

"I'm not asking about the rest of the class. DID YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK?"

"I have no recollection."

"If you don't have it with you, then you didn't do it!"

"The documents may have been misplaced. This is a mere clerical error that some of my classmates are trying to use as a way to tar the integrity of my career as a student."

"So do you have any intention of doing your homework?"

"You know, it seems that every day someone is coming with another accusation that I didn't do my homework. It's time to move on so we can begin building a bridge to fifth grade."

"That's because you haven't turned in a homework assignment all year."

"And yet, despite all these unfounded accusations, not a single document exists proving that I didn't do my homework."

"The proof is that you haven't turned any in."

"Obviously, we could have handled things better. Some clerical errors may have occurred on transaction, but that is not a prosecutable offense."

"Are you saying that you did all these assignments and failed to turn them in?"

"Let me just say this: doing homework has consistently been a high priority for us and our goal has always been to do the most homework of any student in history."

"Johnny, I'm going to have to call your mother about this."

"Involving my family members!!! This prosecution has turned into a fishing expedition that will stop at nothing to bring down my career as a student."

[solo gringo]

I would not name the local S#it house after clinton.Mabe your school system will name the next one after Monica.

[cyncooper]

I don't know, but it kind of puts me in mind of all the huge posters of Saddam that wallpaper Iraq.

That is EXACTLY the thought I had.

Think there will come a day when we see a student beating a poster of clinton using a shoe?

LOL!

[Petronski]

The main hallway is surprisingly short and bends off to one side rather abruptly.

[Slyfox]

The title of the school ought to be:

Impeached Ex-Resident William Jefferson Clinton Elementary School

He earned it. Let him forever wear it.

[Captain America]

Toilet stall maybe. Not a whole school.

[SGCOS]

Formal Dedication of William Jefferson Clinton Elementary School (No Kiddin!)

"Teacher, why is a half-moon cut out of the front door?"

[tophat9000]

Is the flag pole bented?

[Pushi]

Makes me want to puke.

[jwh_Denver]

No need for a major puke alert when the article has Clinton's name in it.

[rimmont]

The Compton Unified School District is the worst school district in California and until recently had to be run directly by the state board of education because of its low standing. It would certainly be on anyone's short list of the worst districts in the entire country. It is a mess and has been for years.

[Randjuke]

pulling about Clinton 800 students from nearby Kelly, Foster and Roosevelt elementary schools.

Maybe the reporter needs to head back to elementary school, too.