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Formal Dedication of William Jefferson Clinton Elementary School (No Kiddin!)
Long Beach Press Telegram ^
| March 27, 2003
| Ian Hanigan
Posted on 03/28/2003 6:58:38 PM PST by EllaMinnow
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To: TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
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posted on
03/28/2003 8:18:30 PM PST
by
kcvl
To: clintonh8r
"Suggestions for school mascot..."
Weener dogs.
To: redlipstick
Formal Dedication of William Jefferson Clinton Elementary School (No Kiddin!) "Teacher, why is a half-moon cut out of the front door?"
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posted on
03/28/2003 8:21:01 PM PST
by
SGCOS
To: cgk
Compton, CA. Home of a number of government law-breakers in the city council. It IS fitting that Clinton's school would be there. At least we don't have to worry about any conservatives' children going there. I doubt any live in Compton.
Ahhhh....I see you've been there also. Is "Omar Bradley" still da man? When we moved out of the L.A. area last year, he was still getting pissy....he missed the graft, I guess.
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posted on
03/28/2003 8:24:27 PM PST
by
ErnBatavia
((bumperootus!))
To: Our man in washington
That is the BEST script I've read in weeks.....you've split my hernia-repair mesh! I'm telling you upfront that your work is about to "make the rounds"!
Bravo!!
65
posted on
03/28/2003 8:28:38 PM PST
by
ErnBatavia
((bumperootus!))
To: WorkingClassFilth
How 'bout the Willies?
To: All
This is what I have learned so far...ROFLOL!!!!!!
Impeached William Jefferson Clinton Elementary School
He earned it. Let him forever wear it.
I suppose your new auditorium will be called The Monica Lewinsky Auditorium and instead of English, Math, and Social Studies, you can have five different kind of sex-education courses.
Introductory Course Offerings, Spring 2003:
N101 Deviant Behavior
N102 Abnormal Psychology
R300 Chinese
T201 The Collected Works of PT Barnum
T202 The Collected Works of Karl Marx
G356 The Mathematics of Fundraising
Honors English with 'Leaves of Grass' Walt Whitman
The Janet Reno Fire Safety Center
The Vernon Jordan Job Placement Service
Clintonian Ebonics - How many semesters will be spent on the meaning of "is"?
Do you have a 'School of Ethics' wing?
Macot, the Clinton Trojans.
I suppose next we can expect a Dick Morris School of Podiatry.
Do you think I should send this to the school?! lol!
67
posted on
03/28/2003 8:34:47 PM PST
by
kcvl
To: cyncooper; Paul Atreides
Think there will come a day when we see a student beating a poster of clinton using a shoe? LOL!
LMAO Ping!
68
posted on
03/28/2003 8:36:29 PM PST
by
ErnBatavia
((bumperootus!))
To: redlipstick
Is the flag pole bented?
To: Anamensis; ZOOKER
"Shoulda called Monica, I bet she would have come.
Umm.... do you mean ... never mind. ;^) I bet she would've too.
Monica complained several times she never got to come in the White House.
I mean, that is, she did get to come "to" the White House several times.
Seems she never was fulfilled as a woman either, but that's because Clinton was always bent out of shape over the issues.
To: cgk
I doubt any live in ComptonWould you believe I used to live in Compton when I was a little kid... My dad grew up there.. It was once all dairy farms
To: redlipstick
Makes me want to puke.
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posted on
03/28/2003 8:47:37 PM PST
by
Pushi
To: Our man in washington
LMAO!!!
To: redlipstick
No need for a major puke alert when the article has Clinton's name in it.
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
Monica complained several times she never got to come in the White House. I suspect that gives her and Hilary something in common. JMHO.
To: kcvl
This is what I have learned so far...ROFLOL!!!!!! Impeached William Jefferson Clinton Elementary School
He earned it. Let him forever wear it.
I suppose your new auditorium will be called The Monica Lewinsky Auditorium and instead of English, Math, and Social Studies, you can have five different kind of sex-education courses.
Introductory Course Offerings, Spring 2003:
N101 Deviant Behavior
N102 Abnormal Psychology
R300 Chinese
T201 The Collected Works of PT Barnum
T202 The Collected Works of Karl Marx
G356 The Mathematics of Fundraising
Honors English with 'Leaves of Grass' Walt Whitman
The Janet Reno Fire Safety Center
The Vernon Jordan Job Placement Servic
Clintonian Ebonics - How many semesters will be spent on the meaning of "is"?
Do you have a 'School of Ethics' wing?
Macot, the Clinton Trojans.
I suppose next we can expect a Dick Morris School of Podiatry.
Do you think I should send this to the school?! lol!
================== The Jesse Jackson Memorial Parent's Day and Parental Responsibility Seminar
Stephanopolus School of Journalism
Vince Foster School of Firearm Safety
Hillary Clinton Academy of Memory Enhancement and Channeling
Al Sharpton School of Theology
The Al Gore School of Aquatic Arts and Environmental Studies(featuring Canoe Paddling and Tree Impersonation)
Hizzoner Richard Daley School of Civics (Including advanced courses in voter registration, vote counting, and how to include pets and deceased relatives on the voter rolls)
The Jimmy Carter Wing of Home Building and Repair
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To: tophat9000
Bented is a very series disorder, and not a laughing matter at all ;^)
To: visualops
A school in a minority district, where the locals luv him no matter what. Well, it's a fitting tribute for the nation's first "black president". (/sarcasm)
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posted on
03/28/2003 9:53:01 PM PST
by
Ciexyz
To: Boomer Geezer
Thanks! I just added those to my list. lol!
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posted on
03/28/2003 10:08:37 PM PST
by
kcvl
To: redlipstick
The Compton Unified School District is the worst school district in California and until recently had to be run directly by the state board of education because of its low standing. It would certainly be on anyone's short list of the worst districts in the entire country. It is a mess and has been for years.
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posted on
03/28/2003 10:16:45 PM PST
by
rimmont
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