[Grampa Dave]

When events like this happen or bad cyclists threaten me, I just take my heavy duty cane out.

It isn't my fault when a poor old 64 year man in a stage of panic due to a dangerous bike terrorists accidentally gets his cane in the front wheel spokes.

Amazing how those tough clymers before the cane, just lay there and moan and groan and cry on the sidewalk with their crashed bike all around their body parts.

[AppyPappy]

And old people have trouble holding stuff, say for instance, boxes of thumbtacks. It would be a shame if they accidentally spilled them.