[Mamzelle]

How delicious. Can you imagine the jury selection? If you can play on a juries resentment of doctors, how much more so can you play on their resentment of lawyers? I know a lot more folks mad at lawyers...everyone who's been through a divorce, for instance, knows what it feels like when a lawyer won't return calls after collecting his hefty retainer...

[friendly]

LOL

You have been called for jury duty in this case. Voir dire, or questioning of potential jurymembers, begins.

Cochran's lawyer asks, "By a show of hands, is there anyone here who has a negative impression of attorneys, or dislike of lawyers, or look down on the lawyer industry?"

Every human being with earshot raises his hand, including the court officers and the the cleaning lady working in the back. A seeing eye dog in the court raises his paw. Rats come out of the woodwork to raise their paws.

[friendly]

LOL

You have been called for jury duty in this case. Voir dire, or questioning of potential jurymembers, begins.

Cochran's lawyer asks, "By a show of hands, is there anyone here who has a negative impression of attorneys, or dislike of lawyers, or look down on the lawyer industry?"

Every human being with-in earshot raises his hand, including the court officers and the the cleaning lady working in the back. A seeing eye dog in the court raises his paw. Rats come out of the woodwork to raise their paws.

[friendly]

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