"Flee my child, before you are indoctrinated by the left. Your awakening, to this denomination's true colors, may be the silver lining to this outrageous, un-American, PC madness.
The UMC is not your friend- they are wolves in sheep's clothing. BEWARE... is to BE AWARE!"
You've recieved an important wakeup call -- it'd appear -- from a much higher power courtesy of this most revealing incident.
It is now incumbent upon you to act; because, forewarned *is* forearmed.
By permitting your conscious to be your guide.
...you'll never go wrong.