[Petronski]

Not much was said there besides Michael Moore's spew, which was expected.

I've been struggling with a dilemma all week:

Michael Moore v. Colon Polyp

Moore....Polyp....Moore....Polyp....I can't decide which I detest less.

[lsee]

Okay, Petronski, you've got to see these funny commercials by the American Cancer Society! It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's Polyp Man, and he's no superhero. Click to see commercials.

He's the villain in a series of public service announcements being sent out to television stations this week. Dressed in red tights and a bulbous red suit, Polyp Man runs from doctors in scenes reminiscent of "Cops" or "NYPD Blue."

Polyp man being dragged away by the doctors who caught him...Hey, he does sort've look like Moore...hmmmm.

[JeeperFreeper]

Colon polyp...Great line. LOL...LOL

[capitan_refugio]

A friend once told me ...
Avoid proctologists nicknamed "Digger."
Words to live by.

Which reminds me of an old joke ...

A man went to a proctologist for a rectal exam.
The doctor had him drop his pants and bend over the table.
The doctor then said something to the nurse, who hurriedly left the examination room, only to return in a few moments holding an ice cold bottle of beer.
The doctor gave her a puzzled look, and then said, "No nurse, I said a butt light!"

(I apologize) ;^(