Jimmy Valentine is Jimmy Valentine's brother's brother, Jimmy Valentine. Got it?
You are right that Jimmy Valentine is the husband of Jimmy Valentine's brother's sister-in-law.
And, of course, Jimmy Valentine's sister-in-law is Jimmy Valentine's brother's wife.
Now that we have all that straight, I was wondering... do Jimmy Valentine and Jimmy Valentine's brother have any other brothers? What about sisters?
JVb, I love ya, man!
BufordP has on ocassion been called Jimmy Valentine's other brother. But that is another story. We do have another brother in Ohio. As to sisters, well my mother says she always wanted to live in a fraternity and have lots of dance partners.
However they have a strong religous grounding, a very strong work ethic (not afraid to get their hands dirty) and will mature in due course.
In the meantime my brother and I and his wife, the beautiful and talented Vivian Valentine, their dog Rex Valentine, and my guys Duke the Dog Valentine and Maxwell the Cat Valentine (an arch conservative if ever there was) will have to help hold the line.
Thank you all for the very nice written portrait of my brother. He is decidedly the better of us two.
Best Regards,