Some snippets from AMERICA'S FLAILING FRANCOPHOBES
by Thomas Fleming
"I succeeded in staying out of the military during the Vietnam War, and I would never assume the right to tell others to do a duty that I shirked."
Naw, but you'll assume to tell those who've never enjoyed your freedom to spout pointless crap that they should just take their rapes, tortures, and murders like good little foreigners.
Just have to post another line from that one, even though it's not on point:
"I love my country, knowing all the limitations and frailties of the American people, and I respect and admire the French, who have been a far greater nation than we shall ever be, that is, if greatness means anything loftier than money and bombs."