I wouldn't want to EAT their flesh, but cutting their skin open to get a grip, then ripping it off their bodies might do the trick. Or lowering them feet first into a plastics shredder (like Saddam's son did to people while forcing others to watch) would certainly suffice.
Perhaps we should refer to these guys as the Liberal Democrat Guard, since both are just as evil and socialist. And we all know that Tiny Tom, Pelosi, Teddy, et al, are just praying that Saddam's forces wipe out our marines. They can profess to support our troops all they want, but we know what ugliness lies in their hearts.