Note: Although the support of non-US citizens is appreciated, this petition should be signed only by US citizens. — Michelle Walsh, Author
To: Mr. Michael Moore
Michael Moore, we come to you as very concerned citizens of the United States.
First of all, we want you to know that we have the utmost respect for you and your insistence on doing the right thing in support of freedom, truth and human rights. Through your words and actions, you have shown us that there is still a beacon of hope for the state of our nation.
It is our faith in the future of America, and the facing of the painful realities of the past and present, that brings us to you. America needs Michael Moore in the Oval Office.
We realize that you currently show no interest in running for election. Still, we share the hope of many that you will eventually, and hopefully soon, choose to be a candidate for President in the 2004 election.
Rather than telling us No, we only ask that you allow us to rally a base of support for a campaign for your Presidency. We believe the support needed to elect Michael Moore as President is yours, should you decide to.
The signatures below from this petition can help provide evidence that the grassroots support needed to get you elected as President does indeed exist.
It’s time for a wake up call in America, and we believe that you are just the person to sound that alarm. We have watched you on television and read your books and we have cried, raged and laughed beside you. We believe that you are one of very few crusaders of truth in a world where truth is swiftly becoming a lacking element. We hope that you will consider putting your words and ideas into action by running in the 2004 election.
There are many of us standing by to do what needs done to get the to get Michael Moore elected President in 2004. We also anticipate that many from the Green Party and Libertarian Party,as well as many who do not affiliate with any party, will gladly support your candidacy.
We anticipate your affirmative reply, and we will gladly work to show you the level of support you have. Every signature on this petition signifies a vote for you in the next election.
America needs you -- as President.
Let’s finally take a stand. Let's surprise them.
Okay, go to it and make some comments for the little airhead Michelle Walsh.
Don't knock it. Michael Moore would make a great Democrap presidential nominee, for Republicans. Can't wait for it.
The Moore the merrier. Run Mikey Run!
UMM.. I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND GIVING THEM ANY SIGNATURES, FREEPERS! Yes, Freeping the petition is fun, but the signatures still count, no matter what the comments are!
Before they get deleted.....
1780. You are a bonehead You are still a bonehead
1779. U. Richard Head flint, mich
1778. No WAY I voted against you starting last Sunday
1777. Moore your probably under Zionist control
1776. Vote For You HAHAHAHA Your the last one I would vote for kiss your company good bye
1775. Moore's Supporters Moore is biggest jackass since Al Gore. :-)
1774. Your A Mutt Move to France I will pay your way
1773. Moore (def.) Buffoon Kent, PA
1772. Marie Diamond Bar,CA
1771. Michael Wang Santa Clara, CA
1770. Adam Tracy Portland, Or
1769. Babies should replace fossil fuel! Asswatercreek, FL
1768. Jared Kotler Bridgewater, NJ
1767. Cesare Bardaro Firenze, Italy
1766. Ree Publican It makes my pee-pee hard to make jokes about Moore. HAHA! Satan signed. I knew he liked fat Mike. HAHA Hes fat!! And he's Usama Bin Laden!!! WEEEEE!!
1765. Leah Schafer East Lansing, MI
1764. Carlyle Armstrong East Lansing, MI
1763. Amy Lynn Loglisci Colonia, NJ
1762. Joseph Goebbels Sir, you are good! You can replace me anytime! Seig heil!
1761. Al Gore I love you too my little slut. I shall Whip you!
1760. Lily Hoffman-Andrews Acton, Massachusetts
1759. InMyButt Federal Prison
1758. Little Bo Peep Lost her sheep...to Moore's waterbed chamber.
1757. Howdy Doody & Clairabelle Just more support from the "real" people who started this petition
1756. Gomer Pyle Citazeeaaanss Ayrrest!! Citazeeaanss Ayrrest!!!
1755. Jim Stargazer, N.A.S.A Dude according to the latest satelite photos you have now joined the Great Wall of China as the only man made objects visible from Space! According to my calculations if you gain any more weight you will begin exerting gravitational pull and throw the Earth of its Axis!
1754. Elvis Pressley Dang Mike! I thought I could eat a lot but you dude must take the cake!
1753. Corey Eubanks San Francisco, CA
1752. Kristopher S. Loring Indianapolis, IN
1751. diana bethurum seattle, wa
1750. shehzad charania new york, new york
1749. Willy Wonka Ooompha-Loompha-Loomphady-Doo!
1748. Funkin' Phudpuck Phuker Hollywood, New Berlin
1747. Your Fellow Crack Smokers Whew!! What a hit! I can't feel tkug keeys.....siion me campuuuterix3!? Wowwwwwww
1746. R. U. Joking Flashnthepan, MI
1745. Pillsbury Dough Boy I'm your friend!! But don't ever poke me like that again!!
1744. michael moore abuses freedom of speech buy spouting lies, upon lies just to make money.
1743. michael moore sucks his thumb while he sleeps
1742. Michael Moore Is a Big Fat Ass Liar
1741. Elizabeth Taylor I have no mental capacity left and I drool a lot. Is this the petition for Michael Jackson? I'm confused.
1740. Pee-Wee Herman Hey Michael, those pictures you ordered just came in!! Call me!!
1739. Timothy VanDeWal VanAltena Chicago, Illinois
1738. Michael Moore How many signatures do I have now?
1737. Brandon Crupi Riverview, Michigan
1736. The Lunacy Party Michael please lead us to stupidity
1735. Phillis Phudpucker I like strapping my bra on my head, and I don't wear underwear!!
1734. Zach Tomcich Berkeley, CA
1733. Michael Bruno Schaumburg, il
1732. The Lard Company We support you, Michael, for your business with our company! Hollywood, New Berlin
1731. Christina Roth Chicago, IL
1730. Saddam Hussein Baghdad, Iraq
1729. Phil Ma Crackin Retardsville, AL
1728. Michael Moore How many signatures do I have now?
1727. Michael Moore How many signatures do I have now?
1726. Michael Moore How many signatures do I have now?
1725. Slick Willie If you win, Hillary can ride your ass
1724. Sheryl CrowFace Proud Member of the Liberal Phart Family - Hollywood, New Berlin
1723. Ossama Bin Laden Way to go buddy, let's do lunch
1722. Saddam Hussein Baghdad, Iraq
1721. Osama Bin Laden Michael Moore's Apartment, New York
1720. I am happy to see that I am not the only one with this idea Michael Moore has no place in this country
1719. Candice Espada Greenville, S.C.
1718. Hey Moderator Hey Moderator, Pound sand, dweeb. If you think Moore is a great American, you're an ignorant POS.
1717. Grow a set of Testicles need some, usa
1716. Maybe if I was insane would I sign this Insane, Insanity
1715. Kiss my Ass, Are you on Drugs? Kiss my Ass
1714. Won Fat Ho Yomamma, Arkansas
1713. Booger Eater Anonymous Hey Michael, Your not attending meetings anymore. Are you off the wagon again?! Please call.
1712. sally (phart) I forgot to tell you my last name!! Go Michael!!
1711. Pretty classy of you ambushing a captive audience Michael if you think your opinion is more valuable than anyone elses, then just look in the mirror
1710. You Sanctimonious Hypocrite Clinton Corners, NY
1709. Satan Good job, Mikey! You're my #1 demon! Keep up the stupidi...er good work!
1708. I wanted to be a protestor but... ...the next peace march coincides with my appointment to get my legs waxed.
1707. sally people can't stand seeing other people exercising their first amendment rights. Go Michael!
1706. Maryana Huston Quincy MA
1705. Courtney Harms Los Angeles, California
1704. Mr. Ed Thanks Michael for coming around my barn and being my "special" friend. Don't tell Peta! (Wink!) - Hollywood, New Berlin
1703. Sally L Anthony Dalton Gardens ID
1702. Kevin Ryan New York , New York
1701. The Whole Liberal Phart family Hollywood, New Berlin
1700. gabriel weiss manitou colorado
1699. Mike Hunt NYC NY
1698. Simona Supekar LA, CA
1697. Jack Phart Hollywood, New Berlin
1696. Kristian Arambu baytown, texas
1695. Michael Moore Gee, like we need another big fat liberal looser in the Whitehouse - The last one was such a winner... How about he go run France they'd like him there.... Here is a suggestion use your fame and fortune to buy a frickin' clue.
1694. Osama Bin Laden Somewhere in Asia
1693. Gina Petroski Burlington, NJ
1692. Rachel Carey-Harper Dennis, MA
1691. Michael Leitch White Sulphur Springs, WV (I'm in exile in Japan until W. leaves the White House, Please run for President Michael)
1690. Sean Gill E.Lansing, MI
1689. Osam- er I mean Moderator Shame on all of you! Don't you know that what this country really needs is a good asskisser?! Screw protecting ourselves & our freedom- that's just silly! What we really need to do is just make sure we do whatever any deranged dictator in this world wants- that way the rest of the world will like us, they'll really like us!
1688. Michael Moore for human shield 2003- should cover at least half of Iraq! Michael's mom
1687. Saten hell
1686. Bones Olivers Splendora, Texas
1685. Mrs. Moore My son Micheal is a moron and needs a gun up his ass
1684. Jurij Kunaver Ljubljana, Slovenia, Europe
1683. Michael Moore Hey I just voted twice for myself and it did not show up, Al must be right about the recount. Its a conspiracy
1682. Michael Moore molests little boys
1681. Fat drunk and stupid M. Moore
1681. Fat drunk and stupid M. Moore here, there
1680. Paul Cadeau Well, he couldn't make the economy any worse than G.W. Bush... 6.5 million have fallen below the povery line. Stocks are tanking. The federal defecit is the largest it has ever been. BUT WE'RE AT WAR WITH TERRORISM!! err... um WMD!!! no? umm... A BAD GUY!! BAAAA
1679. Chris Perdue san francisco, ca
1678. Michael Moore Is nothing but a black cock sucker
1677. Michael Moore The Village Idiot!
1676. Lee Taub Lafayette Hill, PA 19444
1675.
CINEMASTERRY@AOL.COM MY ADD WAS WRONG LAST TIME
1674.
CINEMASTERY@AOL.COM IF U HAVE A PROBLEM W/HIM U HAVE 1 WITH ME TOO
1673. NAMBLA LETS GET A HOTEL ROOM BABY!!!!!!!!!!
1672. sadamm is my best friend see you in hell buddy
1671. oliver bonham-carter omaha, NE
1670. More Chins Than The Peking Phonebook
1669. Kelly Marie Fox Milwaukee, WI
1668. John Russell Denver, Colorado
1667. Henry Clay As I said, I would rather be right than president, I guess Moore will be neither!
1666. PETA Along with Greasy Male Midget, we are contacting your offices about actions rendered last Friday Night to one certain unfortunate donkey, and some gerbils.
1665. Greasy Male Midget Hey, Michael!! You still owe me money from Friday Night!!!
1664. Recount Florida
1663. Bozo the Clown nowhere
1662. Hamburglar I will be your campaign manager... your slogan "I'll supersize that!!!!"
1661. Michael Moore Don't worry Dixie Chicks, there's plenty 'o fat in my ass to go 'round!
1660. Dixie Chicks Damn Michael! You lookin' good! Come here....
1659. You got boo'd off the stage... ..take a hint, fatty.
1658. I would punch Michael in the throat if I ever saw him.
1657. Blow Me You Suck!
1656. Jack Meoff Pyongyang, North Korea
1655. Barbara (I got that private itch problem again!) Streisand Depends, CA
1654. 'President' Michael Moore? I'd Rather Go Blind
1653. Bozo the Clown Hollyweird, California ( New BERLIN)
1652. Hugh G. Rection This is the only time you will ever see me.
1651. Senator Ted Kennedy Happy Hour, Anywhere USA
1650. William Jefferson Clinton Well, I need someone who will be a worst president than me, I hate being on the bottom.. well not really
1649. Michael Jackson You and me running together, we get the 'boys' vote... eventhough, I want the boys.. nevermind
1648. George Bush Washington DC
1647. George Michael (UK) Hey Sweetie!! You never called me after we met in that L.A. park men's bathroom. Get a hold of me, sweetie!! Kiss & Grabs.. (giggles & hugs!!)
1646. George W. Bush Michael Moore, Al Sharpton, Hillary Clinton...are you people serious? I might even win California in '04 now!
1645. Punky Poopchute Asswipe
1644. Justin Giatas Minniapolis MN
1643. Fredrich Engels Moscow
1642. Misguided Left winger I would really like to see this dumb ass get on the '04 ticket in any party that will have him. Damn shame though that the founding fathers had the foresight to come up with the electoral college, which kept that hand wringing tree hugger algore out of the office. After 911 his boy al would still be trying to find the key to his lockbox......where he had locked away the Military might that allows stupid people like M. Moore to spout their cray ideas.
1641. I wanted to be a protester..... but my world view isn't shallow enough to fit on a single placard.
1640. Chris Wall Patchogue, NY
1639. Charles Daniels St. Paul, MN
1638. I wanted to be a protester... ...but I could never get the hang of those bongo drums.
1637. Michael Moore I lie to TRY to make my point. Im a MORON
1636. Brian Zaharatos Patchogue New York
1635. R. E. Tread Clueless, NM
1634. Your running mate, Al Gore Not really from Tennessee
1633. I wanted to be a protester.... ...but my parents taught me how to use soap and toilet paper.
1632. GW Bush shame on you Michael Moore..ive a good mind to stick several MOAB's straight up your fat weenie liberal ass
1631. Man, Michael... We can't even help your problem down there!! Preparation, H
1630. Slobby Seconds Beverly Hills, CA
1629. Brainless Sheep Peoples Socialist Repubic of America
1628. Stupid Liberal Panty Waste Bliss, Canada
1627. Sambo Peterson To "Moderator": Should have know you were just jerking our chains and not affliated with the real clowns running this "petition". You were using complete sentences - that should have been a dead give away. No harm, no foul!
1626. Academy Awards Hollywood
1625. screw michael moore knoxville,tn
1624. George Clooney im now in Iraq as Saddam Hussein's private ass wiper
1623. Moderator MIchael Moore is a wacko and would be in jail anywhere but in the USA. He can go fucckk himself
1622. Moderator Sorry about the 'Moderator' post below. Frankly, I was just trying to jerk around the person who started this petition. In hindsight, I realize that's a crappy thing to do. However, I hope the person who started this 'Elect Moore in '04' petition realizes that what I just did is EXACTLY what Michael Moore did in 'Bowling For Columbine' -- that is, to lie and distort the truth. It's a crappy thing to do, and I hope that Michael Moore some day will admit that he butchered Charlton Heston's reputation by twisting his statements. 'Bowling for Columbine' is a shameful documentary, full of lies. In closing, I'm sorry if I upset anyone with my original 'Moderator' post below......I was just trying to make a point.
1621. Army Spc. Edgar Hernandez P.O.W. in Iraq (God bless you, Edgar. May you return safely.)
1620. Marc Murphy Chicago, IL
1619. Scared Sheep Michael Moore's Parent's Farm, USA
1618. Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden Westville, SC
1617. Army Sgt. James Riley P.O.W. in Iraq (God bless you, James. May you return safely.)
1616. Elton John Luv Your Fatt Butt, UK
1615. Army Pfc. Patrick Miller P.O.W. in Iraq (God bless you, Patrick. May you return safely.)
1614. Army Spc. Joseph Hudson P.O.W. in Iraq (God bless you, Joseph. May you return safely.)
1613. Karl Marx Uknow
1612. Michael MurdersAmericans aldjflaj, lajsdlfj
1611. J.E. Mangemerde Blaine, Washington
1610. Michaelisa Dogfuccker Boston, MA
1609. Upur Fatass Bithering Idiot, CA 90213
1608. U.S. Army Spc. Shoshawna Johnson Moderator - I am a female P.O.W. in Iraq. I consider my situation to be "serious". (God bless you Shoshawna. Please come home safe!!)
1607. Brian del Carmen San Diego, CA
1606. Shane Tilton Coshocton, OH
1605. Gregory J Rutledge Wadsworth ohio
1604. Cum Somyongguy YouKnowYouWantSome,OH
1603. James Lynch San Diego, CA
1602. Your only girlfriend, Rosie Palms Michael Moore's, Fat Butt Smell
1601. Moderator I must ask those of you who are making a mockery of this site to desist. This is a SERIOUS subject! Michael Moore is a GREAT American, not like the REAL Butcher of Baghdad.......George W. Bush. We must elect a man of principle and vision to set our couontry back on a proper course so the rest of the world will like us. I will do my best to remove these hateful posts and have you reported!
1600. up your ass USA
1599. If folks like Mr. Moore were elected, we'd be speaking Arabic by now. Guys, come back to this thing we call reality! USA
1598. Chief Warrant Officer 2 Ronald D. Young, Jr P.O.W. - Iraq (god bless you, Ronald May you return safely.)
1597. Chief Warrant Officer 2 David S. Williams P.O.W. - Iraq (God bless you, David. May you return safely.)
1596. Ernie & Bert Hollywood, Calif.
1595. Timothy McVeigh Good thing they have the Internet in hell so I can sign this petition
1594. S. Tupidfatidiot Rosenberg,TX
1593. Ed Asner I wish Michael would stop taking the spot light off of the rest of us fat, washed up Hollywood has beens
1592. Osama bin Laden Can I be your vice?
1591. Mao Tse Tung Long Beach, CA
1590. Bowling for Columbine Is the best movie to ever have the words "Bowling" & "Columbine" in its title
1589. Al Gore I thought I was Fat Albert.
1588. Mike is Loser!
1587. Too stupid to breathe Helpmecthelight, CA
1586. YOU ARE FATASS PEDOPHILE. SIX FEET UNDER
1585. Danny Glover & Harry Belafonte Michael Moore is a racist like every other white man - Rev. Sharpton in '04!!!
1584. I once had a great idea for a movie... Pity... I made Bowling for Columbine instead.
1583. You are an idiot move to Iraq
1582. SpongeBob SquareTurban
1581. Jennifer Anniston If Saddam gets booted from Iraq, can we elect him here?
1580. Fat Albert Hey, hey, hey.
1579. Susan Serandin My vote goes to Saddam Hussein
1578. Don't you just hate it that your petition is now ruined?
1577. Buster Hymen Roman, Polanski
1576. Michael Moore is a fat ass
1575. Osama Bin Laden Cave Dwellin
1574. George W. Bush This site is funny man...now on with the war!
1573. Bowling for Columbine is $1.99 in a discount bin at Target
1572. Toucan Sam Battle Creek, Michigan
1571. Bill Clinton I don't want Hillary to win
1570. This petition is not valid Honolulu, Hawaii
1569. Darth Vader The DARK SIDE
1568. Jesus Loves You, but that's about the only one. United States
1567. mr. moore is really a iraq woman i saw her iraq tits
1566. Patricia Tierney Lynch Los Gatos, CA
1565. Hope Nobody Finds Out I Doctored My documentary to Ruin Heston
1564. mr. moore supported the twin tower disaster i wish he would of been in it
1563. Kraven Moorehead Duluth,Ga.
1562. YOU ARE A FAT ARAB MOVE TO URAQ YOU ASS
1561. Michael Moore Look At Me, Look At Me!
1560. Lenin Stalin Trotsky John Walker Lindh Hell, South of Earth
1559. Mr. Lenin Glad to see you've studied my writings, Mikey! You follow my doctrine to a T! Good job, laughing boy!
1558. mr. moore -- move to iraq mr.moore - move to iraq
1557. Hugh Jass, Cubed Can I Super-Size That Order, Please
1556. Darren Frydendall los Angeles, Ca
1555. Izzy Fullaschitt yesthetruthwillcomeout, MI
1554. Saddam Huisein Baghdad, Iraq
1553. I. Wuzza FatKid And Now I'm Paying Everyone Back, MI
1552. Mommy N. Daddy Never Loved Me, Boo Hoo
1551. Robert Machulla Monrovia, CA
1550. Jane Fonda Hanoi
1549. Ima Liar MakingItUp, MI
1548. WLB Texas
1547. Damian the woodlands , tx
1546. Czech D. Tape Full of Lies, MI
1545. Bolen 4. Columbine I'll Splice the Tape, Ruin Yer Rep
1544. jenna nims maquoketa, iowa
1543. A. Bogus Documentary, Jr. Bogus 4 Columbine, A Shameful Distortion
1542. Saddam Hussein Baghdad, Iraq
1541. Never, Never Fantasyland
1540. U. R. Adumbass Greenwood, IN
1539. Sharon Chung Lakeood, CO
1538. Ted Kennedy Boston, MA
1537. Yaser Arafat Deadbythesea, Gaza
1536. Rachel Gibson-Shepherd New York, NY
1535. The Late Michael Moore nuke, MI
1534. Chris Barry-Arredondo Buffalo, NY
1533. Screw You Pincoville, California
1532. Shaina Wedmedyk Brunswick, OH
Maybe we should support him .... ? I would prefer Moore to Hillary for obvious reasons.
Excellent! I would love to see the electoral disaster for the dems if he was their candidate.
Moore couldn't win the Presidency if the only people allowed to vote were his fellow Hollywood freaks, as was witnessed plainly at the Oscars the other night.
Ohhhhmy god,like this is so cool to do...i mean come on like so many people are going to see this,this is so coowull...I'm gonna like post this on the web and see if like anyone notices this.This is soooo fun!
