[Conspiracy Guy]

And Mines are not mimes. Instead of saying I've seen this post 8 times today I pretended to misread it so it would seem different to me.

[Pan_Yans Wife]

That sounds like a fun exercise, maybe we should randomly replace words in all articles that we find tedious.

"In today's news, the Democrats thought that the President's tax cut was not large enough to stimulate the economy. Therefore, they increased the proposed tax-cut by 200%, before it unanimously was passed in both houses. They were so pleased with their results, that they all immediately resigned, knowing that they had served their country well, and wanted to go out on a high-note. Special elections will be held next week."