Yo, Chris: Got a link to the screensaver?
"What? You have not downloaded my screensaver yet? I thought that every patriotic Iraqi was a loyal follower and had my screensaver on his PC. Since you do not have my screensaver on your PC, you must not be a patriotic Iraqi, and are, therefore, a traitor.
I'm terribly sorry, but I'll have to have you shot. Now if you don't mind, please go over to the captain of the firing squad, take a number, and sit down in the lobby. We have fruit juice, Iraqi dates, and entertaining Arab newsmagazines, each with my face on the cover."
Thank you ever so much.
Your bestest buddy,
Saddam