LOL....The more I read your posts, the more I luv ya girl. Ya make me chuckle, yer a great patriot and yer other half is so lucky. You can't be as old as I am, so you can't know the BEST line from "Leave It To Beaver". Ready? (Actual script line from 'the Beav's' Mom)....
"Ward! You were mighty rough on the 'Beaver' last night."
Funniest thing I ever heard. It's a legend among folks of my vintage.
Nam Vet