You're projecting.
A pun is just a pun. It isn't serious; it isn't often high art; it's just a word trick. Still, as silly as it was, you missed it, and can't seem to accept that. I'm at a loss as to how I might help you further with this.
Puns make sense and are usually funny.
You're now acting like a three year old, whose mother caught him with his hand in the cookie jar, or chocolate all over his hands, or ... well, I do hope that you get my druft. LOL
In any case, you've bored me to sleep and still haven't made your case. Enough , toothy; just slink away.