I'd like to run them through USMC recruit training. They would really howl in misery.
As a former Marine, I take umbrage at your suggestion. They are not worthy and would only desecrate our hallowed grounds.
Sorry, you are completely right about the 'hallowed grounds'. I don't want them stinking up San Diego or Paris Island.
Maybe we could take them to some place else and let Gunny Ermee have a go at them.