North Korea warns of threat of nuclear war

Herald Sun (Australia) ^ | March 23rd, 2003 | SOO-JEONG LEE

[Sabertooth]

It also accused the US of planning to attack North Korea after Iraq.

Kim's lesson in risk avoidance isn't taking.

[Sabertooth]

((((((growl)))))

[Thane_Banquo]

"Look at me! Look at me! I'm still relevant! Hey, look at me! Don't look at Saddam! Look at me!"

Kim Jong Il is like a spoiled 4 year old.

[Cicero]

Time to get out the fly swatter.

[sinkspur]

This Dilbert's-boss-look-a-like is actually funny with his periodic tantrums.

[rintense]

Exactly. They are next.

[Thane_Banquo]

I think one of the reasons we are using this S&A in such a visible way in front of the television cameras is to make it clear to Iran and North Korea: Shape up or you're next.

[denydenydeny]

North Korea warns of threat of nuclear war

It must be Saturday.

[Mo1]

I was windering when NK would start jumping up and down again for attention

[agrace]

Kim Jong II: "Waaaa, pay attention to ME!!!!!!!!"

[Grampa Dave]

Yo Kim Chia Head, just take a number, your can of Whoop A$$ is coming. First we finish with your thug custormers in Iraq. Then we take out your customers in Iran. Your can of Whoop A$$ is coming. Just be patient.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

"There will not be a war, or any chaotic situation that resembles war" on the Korean Peninsula, Roh said in a meeting with foreign companies.

Eh? Does that mean (a.) he thinks Kim is bluffing or (b.) The US is going to end it so quickly that there won't be time for much chaos?

[thescourged1]

DPRK;

Shut up and wait your turn! (in the a$$-kicking line)

[HumbleButExceedinglyAccurate]

France is next. Then North Korea.

[gulfcoast6]

And what do you do with a spoiled 4 year old? You spank him.

[LuisBasco]

It also accused the US of planning to attack North Korea after Iraq.

Very perceptive.

[Sabertooth]

Exactly. They are next.

One almost feels sorry for the ayatollahs in their dingy little dresses.
Always jumping for the bouquet, always ending up bridesmaids.

[LuisBasco]

France is next

France has been selected as the new Palestinian homeland.

[dufekin]

Yeah, let's do just that. Hold bilateral talks directly with Kim Jong Il and whosoever he wishes to take with him. Now, I know the "dear leader" and (if I remember correctly) chairman of the national defense policy board of the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea has a severe aversion to air travel. I therefore propose that we take him to the talks at a location of our choosing in a naval brig, free of charge to him, from Pyongyang harbor. The location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

[Sabertooth]

"There will not be a war, or any chaotic situation that resembles war" on the Korean Peninsula, Roh said in a meeting with foreign companies.

Roh has to say this, to keep Kim chasing the appeasement bait while we're preoccupied with Iraq.