[smith288]

Not only am I a vet, but although it is not generally known, I won the first Gulf War single-handed.

Big Whoop...I won Grenada.

[TexasCowboy]

Well, a Big Whoopie Doo to both of you!
I won Camp Pendleton!!

(But don't tell the rest of the Gyrenes!)

[Britton J Wingfield]

Grenada? Pffft. I singlehandedly won every bar fight in Subic Bay, then shovelled all the ash back into Mt. Pinatubo.

[Paulus Invictus]

And I won WW II and Korea! (and one of my finest attributes is my humility!)