[Conspiracy Guy]

My standard Dazhole post follows:

Little Tommy Dazhole is saddened that he is a moron. I wish I lived in his home state so I could Not vote for his dumaz. I hate it when one of my cats Daschles in the litter box and doesn't cover the Daschle, it stinks to high heaven.

[exile]

I hate it when my cat has Daschle remnants on his Clymer.

[Marc Poor]

Memo to Daschle: There is no way on God's green earth that you will EVER be elected President.