[rambo316]

I'll tell you what, Mr. Mojo, If any of them harm or try to harm one hair on my head or my wife's they will be dealt with by myself and my Top Flight which hasn't been used since little League and sits right by my bedside.

[Mr. Mojo]

Yep, a Louisville slugger would work well. ....But better be on the safe side and have some backup, preferably a .45 ACP. You never know how many of the scumbags you'll need to take care of.