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National guardman changed his name to a toy(funny!)
wkyc.com ^ | Thursday, March 20, 2003 7:48:59 PM | Vic Gideon

Posted on 03/20/2003 6:12:27 PM PST by Stopislamnow

CUYAHOGA FALLS -- A member of Ohio's 5694th National Guard Unit in Mansfield legally changed his name to a Transformers toy.

Optimus Prime is heading out to the Middle East with his guard unit on Wednesday to provide fire protection for airfields under combat.

"On Sunday, we were awarded as the best firefighting unit in the Army National Guard in the entire country," said Prime. "That was a big moment for us."

Prime took his name from the leader of the Autobots Transformers, which were popular toys and a children's cartoon in the 1980s.

He legally changed his name on his 30th birthday and now it's on everything from his driver's licence, to his military ID, to his uniform.

"They razzed me for three months to no end," said Prime. "They really dug into me about it."

"I got a letter from a general at the Pentagon when the name change went through and he says it was great to have the employ of the commander of the Autobots in the National Guard."

Prime says the toy actually filled a void in his life when it came out.

"My dad passed away the year before and I didn't have anybody really around, so I really latched onto him when i was a kid," he said.


TOPICS: Extended News; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: autobots; hilarious; optimusprime; toys
This is just hilarious. Good break from all the heavy news.
1 posted on 03/20/2003 6:12:27 PM PST by Stopislamnow
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To: Stopislamnow
Again ? I thought that he already did this two times today !
2 posted on 03/20/2003 6:18:12 PM PST by SENTINEL
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To: Stopislamnow
Alreadypostedhere http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/870266/posts?page=1#1.
3 posted on 03/20/2003 6:18:26 PM PST by homeagain balkansvet
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To: Stopislamnow
I can just hear the sargeant:

"Awwright, PRIVATE Optimus Prime, I got some latrines for you to wash!"
4 posted on 03/20/2003 6:18:31 PM PST by martin_fierro (FRUCK FANCE!)
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To: Stopislamnow
I like the letter he received from the Pentagon.
5 posted on 03/20/2003 6:19:18 PM PST by ItisaReligionofPeace ((the original))
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To: homeagain balkansvet
I searched, didnt come up.

Duped!

sorry.
6 posted on 03/20/2003 6:20:22 PM PST by Stopislamnow (Because tomorrow we'll all be dead and won't be able to)
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To: Stopislamnow

Max Power!
He's the man, the man you'd love to touch.
But you mustn't touch!

His name sounds good in your ear,
but when you say it you mustn't fear!
Cause his name can be said by anyone.

7 posted on 03/20/2003 6:38:45 PM PST by Dr.Deth
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To: Stopislamnow
Transform and Roll Out!!!!!!!


8 posted on 03/20/2003 6:54:51 PM PST by Lone Star Fedaykin
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To: Dr.Deth
Homer: “There’s the right way, the wrong way and the max power way.

Bart: “Isn’t the wrong way and the max power way the same?”

Homer: “Yes, but it’s quicker.”
9 posted on 03/20/2003 9:39:34 PM PST by Red Dog #1
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