[Kozak]

Because you big silly American Cowboy, Jerry Lewis is un "Genius Comique!"
Besides I bet Chirac isn't getting a lot of calls from anyone who is REALLY important these days. It's Jerry or the Supreme Leader of Botswana Land....

[Seeking the truth]

I've never understood the French obsession with Jerry Lewis. OTOH, I do. I had too many bad experiences dealing with them when I lived & worked in Germany.

[jt8d]

Well, the only other phone call Chit-raq might get from "Jerry" is the one from Jerry Springer:

"So, Jacques, what is this about you sleeping with sheep? Is that how you make French Brie?--Or is this sort of fratenization what all little frenchy boys like to dooooo?"

"Ahh... unhonh-hon-hon, Oui-Oui, Monsuier, Wee lie-kuh tu mayeek de cheeeese, no? C'est ci bon!"