Michael Moore - Beyond the Pale

www.hollywood-hero.us ^ | 03-20-03 | www.hollywood-hero.us

[VRWC_minion]

There is virtually no one in America (talk-radio nutters and Fox News aside) who is gung-ho about going to war

Well of course silly, they are all on the border of Iraq right now. Where did you think they would be ?

[dyed_in_the_wool]

Ichi-wa at-ta, Solo.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.

[Arizona Pard]

Dear Mr. Moore,

I dunno much about you. You must be rich. I never gone to France. Only rich people get to go France. Can you give me loan so I can go to France like you? I wanna be rich. If I make fun of people like you do will that make me rich like you? If I tell people they stupid will that make me smart and rich like you? Really, Mr. Moore, do you help out little people like me or you too rich to care anymore?

[razorback-bert]

Scheeh, Manhattan


Always consult the dictionery to avoid spelling mistakes.

[eleni121]

I think that poor self image may be part of the psychosis with the left wing including this moron. Every left winger that I talk to has other ulterior issues in life he/she deals with...

[skeeter]

Michael Moore - beyond the pale and nosing into the trough.

When he's finished with that, its straight to the slop chute.

[Dan from Michigan]

Good news. From what I've heard(from someone near Flint), Mikey Moore don't live here no more. (I heard he's somewhere in upstate New York)

[Dan from Michigan]

That doesn't surprise me.

Luckily, he'll be 74 or 75 next election and will hopefully retire. I'd like to see Mike Rogers take his spot(or better...governor)

[akorahil]

This sound may assist you in your mental image...

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Chamber/4575/jabba.wav

[LibertarianInExile]

Oh, yeah?

"Cheesa mayha chuwake Chewbacca."

Definitely my favorite Jabba line. And unlike Michael Moore, he's got a clean close shave, and has gotten Leia'ed at least once in his lifetime.

WOW, what a great thread idea:

Jabba VS. Michael Moore (with apologies to Maxim)

Body fat: 90%
Reach: None...has underlings for that.
Weigh in: Mack tractor
Trunks: None
Lusts for: Michael's Mom
Burning secret: Extended Han Solo credit

Michael Moore
Body fat: Yes
Reach: 4' cone of breath
Weigh in: 340
Trunks: Brown back, yellow front
Lusts for: Cheetos...and the rise of the proletariat, too, dammit!
Burning secret: 99.9% of the time, just Cheetos

Victory: Jabba wins because he's actually villainously COOL, as opposed to just a fat slob.

[dyed_in_the_wool]

I'm glad I'm not the only nerd here who appreciates this stuff.

[dyed_in_the_wool]

Thanks for the link.

[LibertarianInExile]

Hey, who said we were nerds? We're just on the cutting edge of language study! Nothing wrong with that!

I'll let you handle the nerd inquiries. I just like good science fiction, and that whole rescuing Han-from-Jabba scenario was probably my favorite part of the trilogy.

Of course, some parts of that scene were more compelling than others.