[steve-b]

Unfortunately, a thorough prosecution of buggery would be greatly facilitated by a compulsory universal program of random anus-smears for Government inspectors to check out for alien DNA traces. There are posters here who would eagerly seek jobs with with this new Agency, Administration, Bureau, Department or whatever.

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[headsonpikes]

After the Iraq War, Homeland Security types can start getting their "Rectum? Hell, dang near killed him!" coffee mugs, even before they pick up their new uniforms.