To: headsonpikes
Unfortunately, a thorough prosecution of buggery would be greatly facilitated by a compulsory universal program of random anus-smears for Government inspectors to check out for alien DNA traces. There are posters here who would eagerly seek jobs with with this new Agency, Administration, Bureau, Department or whatever. Amalgamated Seminal Search Homeland Official Legal Enforcement.
266 posted on
03/19/2003 11:43:12 AM PST by
steve-b
To: steve-b
After the Iraq War, Homeland Security types can start getting their "Rectum? Hell, dang near killed him!" coffee mugs, even before they pick up their new uniforms.
296 posted on
03/19/2003 11:58:24 AM PST by
headsonpikes
("They seek him here, they seek him there, those Frenchies seek him everywhere!")
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