[Argus]

I sent Alterman the following e-mail:

Dear Eric: Have you ever actually been right about anything? Please cite examples.

[Argus]

This is what I just got back from Alterman:

"I'm right that you're spam."

Delighted by this witty riposte, I e-mailed back:

"Is that you or the Alterrobot Insultomatic?"

I'm waiting for the next installment of my sparkling debate with young Eric.