At last, a UN Resolution we can really support...

Arab News ^ | atomic conspiracy

[atomic conspiracy]

I can't stop laughing at this one. Arab News, government approved mouthpiece for "our good friends, the Saudis," proposes a resolution to expel the US from the UN Security Council and perhaps from the UN itself. Oh, the horror, where have we sinned?

"It is time to kick the USA out of the UN Security Council for starters, or out of the United Nations if need be. The world can do without such bullies and war mongers and international dictators. No more ultimatums to the UN. If you don't like the United Nations, then get out of it; Tomorrow is a good day to announce this. And if the USA does not announce this itself, then the countries of the world should seize the moment and understand what is going on and act. Make no mistake about it, this issue, at its core, has little to do with Iraq. This is a grandiose game that its details are not the subject of this article. In short, this is about the kind of future the world wants for itself. Here is a chance to show that you don't support dictators and their methods. Kick the USA out of the UN. Enough autocracy, let the world know true international democracy, and let the world see how fast peace and economic progress will flow everywhere; They will wonder why they waited this long; Of course, they felt they could not, because the USA was in the way, and it still is."

Better parking for long-suffering NYers and billions in prime real estate on the East River, bring it on!

[mewzilla]

Earth to the House of Saud: Make our day.

[SamAdams76]

You mean we won't be sitting at the Security Council anymore with the likes of Angola, Syria and Cameroon! I don't know how we can handle this major setback!

[pbear8]

let the world know true international democracy,

Let Saudi Arabia know true domestic democracy.

[Mister Baredog]

This was posted last night. I have never laughed so hard at many of the FReeper humor. I'll check back after Bush speaks!

[Mean Daddy]

Kind of like asking for a divorce once your spouse has moved out and hooked up with someone else.

[mewzilla]

Remember that speech Charles Lichtenstein made at the UN after the KAL flight downing? Something about waving a fond farewell...I'll have to see if I can find that. It would be perfect for this.

[KriegerGeist]

U.S. to U.N.: Well then, we know when we're not wanted. We'll just take up our balls and bats and gloves and go home! Oh, thats right! We are home! Uh, don't let the door hit y'all in the clymers on the way out...Hey Trump, want to build something on this piece of property that just came on the market? You'll have to remove this ugly building that is sitting on it first...

[mewzilla]

Here's the quote from Lichtenstein (addressing the UN's threat to pull out of the U.S. in 1983): "We will put no impediment in your way. The members of the U.S. mission to the U.N. will be down at the dockside waving you a fond farewell as you sail off into the sunset."

[Dr.Deth]

Saudi Arabia wants the U.S. out of the U.N.? Crap, now I gots to think this thru...

[Waco]

Oh no! Don't throw me in the briar patch! Not that! (Hee Hee) Really we could use the $$$ we save by not funding the UN to give the G.I.Joes and Janes a nice bonu$.

[hotpotato]

Can we charge the UN rent, then?