[MarineDad]

Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle lashed out at President Bush on Monday, saying he had "failed so miserably" at diplomacy in the crisis with Iraq that the United States now stands on the brink of war.

This from a world-class expert on miserable failure.

[Trust but Verify]

Like the 'Toon, when Little Tommy One-Note comes on the set, the channel suddenly changes. Life is just too short.

Put all these losers on a suicide watch.