To: Diver Dave; Pippin; Mixer; MeeknMing; chadsworth; Aquamarine; GailA; ST.LOUIE1; Mama_Bear; ...
O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg.
"Please, God," he implored, "let it be blood!"
Happy St. Patrick's Day, Ya'll.
283 posted on
03/17/2003 4:16:07 PM PST by
JustAmy
(God Bless our Military, Past and Present)
To: Billie; dutchess; dansangel; daisyscarlett; FreeTheHostages; ladtx; JohnHuang2; ladyinred; ...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the road. The Rabbi says, "Oy vey! What a wreck!" The priest asks him, "Are you all right, Rabbi?" The Rabbi responds, "Just a little shaken." The priest pulls a flask of whiskey from his coat and says, "Here, drink some of this it will calm your nerves."
The Rabbi takes the flask and drinks it down and says, "Well, what are we going to tell the police?"
"Well," the priest says, "I don't know what your aft' to be tellin' them. But I'll be tellin' them I wasn't the one drinkin'."
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Hope everyone has a great St. Patrick's Day!!
284 posted on
03/17/2003 4:25:43 PM PST by
JustAmy
(God Bless our Military, Past and Present)
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